I found this on my personal gmail account. I thought I’d share. It’s hilarious. You should do it! It was a lot of fun.
Write Down Ten Random Characters.
- Dick Grayson
- Jason Todd
- Severus Snape
- Jace Wayland
- Spencer Reid
- Hermione Granger
- Rose Hathaway
- William Herondale
1. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
So, Jace, who is an asshole, invites Severus, who is also an asshole, and Rose, who is a a bit of a bitch but not meaning to be, to dinner? Remind to make sure NOT to be there. Jace would annoy Severus so much that Severus would end up killing him, while Jace would be flirting with Rose and Rose would be wondering why the hell she came in the first place.
2. You need to stay at a friend’s house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Hmm. Staying with Dick and his crazy family or staying with Daryl and his zombie problem…That is a really tough decision.
3. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten’s reaction?
Beast would be wondering how that happened, grunt and walk out because he knows that Hermione can take care of herself and punch Jace like she did to Draco.
4. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
First of all, do you want me to die? I swear I can feel Daryl and Severus’s presence over my shoulder right now…Rose would just deal with it. She can handle rejection unless it’s Dimitri.
5. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
If Jace jumps me, I wouldn’t want to be saved. Seriously. Although, between Jason, Hermione and Beast, I would prefer Hermione saved me. She’s more dependable than Beast and Jason.
6. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
The whole building is on fire because for some reason I can’t picture Dick knowing how to cook. He’d probably burn toast.
7. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Severus would chose Rose, mainly because she’s not nearly as annoying as Jace and William can be. If he married either of them, they would be dead in an hour.
8. Six kidnaps One and demands something from Five for One’s release. What is it?
Daryl kidnaps Dick. Interesting. I give him credit for doing that. I wouldn’t want to piss off Bats. Hmm. Demands something from Reid…Probably for Reid to find the cure for the zombie disease.
9. Everyone gangs up on Seven. Does Seven stand a chance?
Does the phrase “brightest witch of her age” not ring a bell? Sure, she is dealing with a hero, an anti-hero, a Death Eater, two Shadowhunters, a genius, a zombie killer expert, a Guardian and a, well beast, but you bet she should get out of it pretty quick.
10. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven’s wedding except for Ten. How does Ten react?
Beast wouldn’t care if he got invited to Jace and Hermione’s wedding. He’s too busy trying to get Belle. Not too mention he doesn’t think they’d work in the first place.
11. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Again, brightest witch of her age. Daryl knows that if he pisses off Hermione, she will make what zombies do look pleasant.
12. Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven’s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
He’s William Herondale, he is always late. He thinks it adds to his style.
13. Five and One get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
I have the sexy Dick and the equally sexy Reid at my house, drunk. What do you think would happen? Lol. A lot of fun, that’s why.
15. Three and Seven are in mortal danger. Does Three save Seven or themselves?
Severus may say Hermione is annoying, but in the end, he would save her. He would never make her forget it though.
16. Eight and Five go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Rose is freaking out because she is like a garbage disposal while Reid is wondering how the hell he ended up camping in the first place and going into coffee withdrawals.
17. Six is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Four do?
Jace laughs because that is how he covers up his worry while Daryl is trying to not kill Jace with an arrow.
18. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Well, Jason ended up leaving Hermione at the altar because he got trashed with Roy. Hermione was PISSED, thinking that he had changed, slapped him and then ran into Dick’s arms. Meanwhile, a certain Batgirl is planning her revenge…
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Since, I am like uberly obsessed with Batman, here it goes.
- Roy Harper
- Dick Grayson
- Barbara Gordon
- Selina Kyle
- Jason Todd
- Poison Ivy
- Bruce Wayne
- Damian Wayne
- Ra’s Al Ghul
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. I have not read a Poison Ivy and Bruce Wayne fic and I don’t plan on it. Bruce belongs with Selina, even though they are both in denial.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes, Selina is hot. In fact, she is like the image of sexy, sultry and seductive. I love her.
3. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ha. Roy and Damian would kill each other. Snort. Anyways, there probably is but I haven’t bothered to look.
4. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort
Hahaha. This makes me laugh. Ra’s hates Bruce, well Batman, and vice versa. But if I had to write a title for a hurt/comfort, it would be, “How To Kill Your Enemy With Love.”
5. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?
No. Most of my friends aren’t as obsessed with Batman as I am…
6. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ha. I wish. Though now I want to draw Bane…
7. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No. Again, none of my friends are as obsessed with Batman as I am.
8. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
“Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.” Because it is Damian. He might be only ten, but that brat is evil. Hence the nickname of “Demon.”
9. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: This fanfiction will involve two redheads trying to seduce each other and old, immortal man trying to turn them evil.
10. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ha. I’m reading one now. A Jason and Tim Fanfiction, actually.
11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Remind myself NOT to tell Jason if I have a boyfriend in fear of him using the guy’s privates as decorum for his car. [OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST READ]
12. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I would snort. Dick is a sweetheart. If he was dissing me, it was probably because he was having a bad day.
13. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
A bit weirded out and wary. I’d probably wonder what Selina had up her sleeves and slowly, slowly back away.
14. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
First, I would wonder WHO THE HELL LET THE JOKER IN MY FUCKING HOUSE, and then I would have Bruce karate chop Joker out of my place while Selina is busy…undressing Bruce.
15. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Well, I would hit on Dick, because, well, HELLO HE’S FUCKING DICK GRAYSON. HELLO, HOTTIE. And then, with Bane, I would skip class. Every. Single. Day. [Don’t mind me while I join you skipping class.]