Prompt Six: Write 10 original thoughts that will be stuffed inside fortune cookies for perfect strangers to read.

1. Breathe or die. It’s your choice.
2. You are either the wave or the shore.
3. Always stand back up.
4. Sometimes the only thing you can say is: “FUCK.”
5. In other news, you’re an idiot. Don’t do it.
6. Some days it’s best to just roll over and go back to sleep.
7. Find someone who laughs when you trip over air.
8. Yelling at technology does not make it work faster. Neither does kicking it for that matter.
9. Screaming into a pillow is better than getting arrested.
10. True pain is when both earbuds stop working.

Bonus ones from Mom: 

1. Shimmy shimmying your coco puffs will get undesired results. 
2. Don’t rap Will but wrap the willie.