Prompt Six: Write 10 original thoughts that will be stuffed inside fortune cookies for perfect strangers to read.
- Breathe or die. It’s your choice.
- You are either the wave or the shore.
- Always stand back up.
- Sometimes the only thing you can say is: “FUCK.”
- In other news, you’re an idiot. Don’t do it.
- Some days it’s best to just roll over and go back to sleep.
- Find someone who laughs when you trip over air.
- Yelling at technology does not make it work faster. Neither does kicking it for that matter.
- Screaming into a pillow is better than getting arrested.
- True pain is when both earbuds stop working.
Bonus ones from Mom:
- Shimmy shimmying your coco puffs will get undesired results.
- Don’t rap Will but wrap the willie.